The London Model
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Blogs, dispatches and white papers. Some are whisky-soaked rants in the sardonic key. Some are sober policy proposals. All of them are a Londoner asking the question nobody else is asking.
White Paper 01 — The Ground-Up NHS
Six costed pillars for a health service that works: dignity at work, the end of the secret record, AI triage as standard, retention over bricks and mortar, global patient revenue, and the hospital as a place of commerce. ~15,000 words with charts and modelled costs.
1 July 2026 · Read →All dispatches
The Great British E-Scooter Scandal
Who killed Boris's Xiaomi revolution? A cynical investigation into the UK's strangest transport ban while the rest of Europe rode on.
Read →Wake the Hell Up, London
A Minister for London's Reawakening — unlimited powers, almost no budget. Make London the party, culture and medical capital of the world again.
Read →Britain Has No AI Policy for Schools
A 3,000-word essay on the UK's missing AI curriculum and a concrete 8-step plan to teach every child — state or private — for almost nothing.
Read →Parking Fairness in London
Why emissions-based parking charges create double taxation — and how to build a fairer system for Londoners. Includes an interactive calculator.
Read →NHS Privé — A Hybrid Model
A London-first hybrid combining NHS access with private-grade speed and choice. Talk to the NHS Privé AI agent on the page.
Read →High Street Health
Bringing primary care, diagnostics and wellbeing onto the high street to relieve hospitals and revive town centres.
Read →Minister of Happiness
Could London appoint a Minister of Happiness? A wellbeing-first agenda for the city.
Read →The London Fund
A proposal for a sovereign-style London Fund — how the city could invest in its own infrastructure, housing and innovation.
Read →This isn't a political campaign. It's a civic lab. Content developed with AI assistance — ideas, mistakes and opinions are the author's own.